“It's funny. You know, when I was a little kid I always wanted a...” – Timothy Fenwick, Jr., Diner ... Movie Quotes Database

[to his older brother]

It's funny. You know, when I was a little kid I always wanted a brother. I told that to mom once and she said, "You have a brother". I said, "Oh, so that's who the asshole in the other bed is".

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