Die Hard quotes

60 total quotes

Hans Gruber
John McClane
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View Quote John: You would have made a pretty good cowboy yourself, Hans.
Hans: What was it you said to me earlier? "Yippie-kay-yay, mother****er."

View Quote Joseph: You want money? What kind of terrorists are you?
Hans: [laughs] Who said we were terrorists?

View Quote McClane: Mayday, Mayday, Emergency anyone copy, Channel Nine, terrorists have seized the Nakatomi Building, Century City, I repeat, unknown number of terrorists, six or more armed with automatic weapons on the thirtieth floor of Nakatomi Plaza.
LAPD Operator: (To other operator) I'll take this.
McClane: Somebody answer me, goddamn it!
LAPD Operator: (Over Radio) This freqency is reserved for emergency communications...
McClane: No ****ing shit, lady! Do I sound like I'm ordering a pizza!?

View Quote Special Agent Johnson: Just like ****in' Saigon ain't it, Slick?
Agent Johnson: I was in junior high, dickhead.

View Quote [Last lines]
John: Merry Christmas, Argyle.
Argyle: Merry Christmas. [To himself] Man, if this is their idea of Christmas, I gotta be here for New Year's!

View Quote Drop it, dickhead!

View Quote I am going to count to three, there will not be a four. Give me the code.

View Quote I got invited to the Christmas party by mistake. Who knew?

View Quote It's Christmas, Theo, it's the time of miracles. So be of good cheer and call me when you hit the last lock.

View Quote Karl... hunt that little shit down and get those detonators.

View Quote Mr. Takagi, I could talk about men's fashion and industrialization all day but I'm afraid work must intrude, and my associate Theo has some questions for you, sort of fill in the blanks questions...

View Quote Take this under advisement, jerkweed.

View Quote Well, when you steal $600, you can just disappear. But when you steal $600 million, they will find you... unless they think you're already dead.

View Quote What was it you said to me? Yippy-ki-yay, mother****er...

View Quote Yippee-ki-yay, mother****er.