Die Hard (1988) · 66 quotes
4th most-quoted character in Die Hard (1988): in 5 of its 66 quotes
Most scenes with: Dwayne (3)
I thought you guys just ate doughnuts.
Al Heh. They're for my wife.
Yeah.
Al She's pregnant.
Yeah.
Al Bag it.
Big time.
We don't know shit, Powell. If there's hostages in there, how come no-one's come to us with ransom demands? If there's terrorists in there, where's their list of demands? All we know is that whoever shot your car up is probably the same silly son-of-a-bitch you've been talking to on that radio.
Al Excuse me, sir! But what about the body that fell out the window?
Well who knows? Maybe some stockbroker — got depressed...
Al In fact, I think he's a cop. Maybe not LAPD, but he's definitely a badge.
How do you know that?
Al A hunch, things he said. Like being able to spot a phony ID.
Jesus Christ, Powell, he could be a **** bartender for all we know.
Is the building on fire?
Al No, but it's gonna need a paint job and a shit load of screen doors.
The FBI is here, now?
Yes, sir, right over there.
Al Want a breath mint?
