[Trying to prevent panic as to the fact that there is a bomb in the school, the police have chosen a cover story]

Hi kids. I know you usually have assembly on Fridays, but today's special. Mr. Lambert here is from the fire department and today he wants us to practice a brand new fire drill. So, I want you to divide in half, and I want half of you to go over here - teachers will help them - and line up against the wall. The other half will go in this direction. Please do it very quietly and very quickly, alright? Everybody up please. Teachers, please help them. [Kids start to stand up and are gathered against the wall. Raymond and Dexter, Zeus's nephews, are skeptical about the story - and especially about Joe Lambert's appearance]

Fire drill, my ass. That guy ain't from the fire department.

Maybe it's cuz of the radio.

You mean, like, they're after us? Nah.

Tony squealed on us!

No, he didn't.