88 Keys
The girls are tired. We've been going all night. It's 2 a.m.
Big Boy Caprice
It's 2 a.m.? I'm about to turn this dump into the best place of a new era in entertainment, you're telling me it's 2 a.m.?
Breathless Mahoney
Hey! That was a silly thing to do. He's the best piano player in town.
Big Boy Caprice
Shut up! Come here. Next time, I take his fingers and I turn them into pretzels. I just might do the same thing to your face.
Big Boy Caprice
[He slaps her. Terrified, 88 Keys starts playing again]
See? He's playing better already.


