Fregley Dear Gregory, I'm very sorry I chased you with a booger on my finger. Here, I put it on this paper so you can get me back. Patty Farrell Come on, Greg Heffley! Stop ruining the play like you ruin everything else! Don't make me come over there and beat you up again! Angie Steadman It all starts in middle school, y'know. You're not a kid anymore, the coddling's stopped. Kids aren't separated by intelligence. The weak are picked on. The girls you've known since kindergarten won't even talk to you anymore. Greg Okay, well it sounds like you've got it all figured out, so go back to your book.