Come on, Greg Heffley! Stop ruining the play like you ruin everything else! Don't make me come over there and beat you up again!
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Angie Steadman It all starts in middle school, y'know. You're not a kid anymore, the coddling's stopped. Kids aren't separated by intelligence. The weak are picked on. The girls you've known since kindergarten won't even talk to you anymore.
Greg Okay, well it sounds like you've got it all figured out, so go back to your book.
Chirag Gupta STOP! Good God, man! You almost got the Cheese Touch!
Greg The what?
Chirag The Cheese Touch.
Angie Y'know, I like your point of view. You should sign up for the school paper. We are the voice of the people. Well, the people are mostly idiots so I guess technically speaking we're the voice of the people making fun of the people.
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