[Gru is surfing on his laptop, looking up information about El Macho, when he suddenly realizes his internet connection has been lost] [groans]
Kevin, the Wi-Fi's out! [pause] Kevin? [to a Minion] Hey, Lance, where the heck is Kevin? [Lance scoffs and shrugs; Gru sighs] All right. We need to revisit the number of vacation days you guys get. I can't find anybody anymore.
[The doorbell rings] [off-screen]
Gru! It's Jillian! [Annoyed by her, Gru shoots an imaginary bullet in his head, becoming really bored] I brought good news! [cut on her with another woman] I have my friend Shannon here with me. I was thinking, you two, can get some grub, you know, tear it up, see what happens! [cracks herself up; cut on Gru seeing Agnes approaching; off-screen] Uh, open up!
Gru's not here!
Are you sure?
Yes, he just told me!
I mean, no. He didn't just tell me.
[laughs; peeking through the keyhole]
Agnes, where is Gru?
[Gru approaches Agnes, then makes a "zip your lips" gesture]
He's putting on lipstick. [Gru swings his arms wildly, convincing her to stop] He's swatting at flies!
No! [makes a "cut it off" gesture] No!
He's [skipping] chopping his head off! [Gru covers his head, groaning loudly] He’s [confused] pooping?
[pause] [off-screen]
I know you're in there, Gru! There's no way you're getting out of this.
[When Gru looks annoyed, realizing this is getting him nowhere, Kyle, with the wig that Gru received from Floyd Eagle-san in his jaws, approaches him]
