[During the morning after one of Gru’s minions were abducted]
Agnes: Are you sure we should be doing this?
Margo: Yes, it’s for his own good. [searching through Gru’s online pictures] Okay, we need to choose a picture. [clicks on one of Gru’s photos]
Agnes: No. [Margo shows another picture] Scary.
Edith: [as Margo shows another photo] Weird.
[The girls scream in horror when Margo shows a picture of Gru in his swimming trunks]
Agnes: [with her eyes covered] What is that?!
Gru: [enters the family room] Good morning, girls, I have an announcement to make!
Margo: Hey, what celebrity do you look like?
Gru: Uhhh... Bruce Willis?
[The girls stare at Gru blankly]
Margo: Mmm... No.
Agnes: Humpty Dumpty!
Edith: Ohhh... Gollum!
[The girls start laughing while Gru gives a "I don't get it" expression]
Gru: Okay, what are you doing?
Agnes: We're signing you up for online dating!
Gru: Oh, okay... WHAT?! No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. [grabs the laptop from Margo]
Edith: Aw come on, it's fun.
Margo: And it's time for you to get out there.
Gru: No! Stop! no one is ever getting out there! Ever! [quickly passes the laptop to a Minion next to him, accidentally hitting him in the face; solemnly] Okay, now for the announcement: I have accepted a new job!
Margo: Whoa! Really?
Gru: Yes, I have been recruited by a top secret agency to go undercover and save the world!
Edith: You're gonna be a spy?!
Gru: That's right, baby! Gru's back in the game with gadgets and weapons and cool cars! The whole deal!
Edith: [amazed] Awesome!
Agnes: Are you really gonna save the world?
Gru: [coolly] Yes, [puts on a pair of sunglasses] yes, I am.
Dave: [copies him] Mocha!
Tim: [with male pattern baldness and an old dutch beard, wearing a shirt and tie] Cacao!
Stuart: [dressed as Pippi Longstocking] Papadum? Eh. [chuckles]
Agnes: Are you sure we should be doing this?
Margo: Yes, it’s for his own good. [searching through Gru’s online pictures] Okay, we need to choose a picture. [clicks on one of Gru’s photos]
Agnes: No. [Margo shows another picture] Scary.
Edith: [as Margo shows another photo] Weird.
[The girls scream in horror when Margo shows a picture of Gru in his swimming trunks]
Agnes: [with her eyes covered] What is that?!
Gru: [enters the family room] Good morning, girls, I have an announcement to make!
Margo: Hey, what celebrity do you look like?
Gru: Uhhh... Bruce Willis?
[The girls stare at Gru blankly]
Margo: Mmm... No.
Agnes: Humpty Dumpty!
Edith: Ohhh... Gollum!
[The girls start laughing while Gru gives a "I don't get it" expression]
Gru: Okay, what are you doing?
Agnes: We're signing you up for online dating!
Gru: Oh, okay... WHAT?! No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. [grabs the laptop from Margo]
Edith: Aw come on, it's fun.
Margo: And it's time for you to get out there.
Gru: No! Stop! no one is ever getting out there! Ever! [quickly passes the laptop to a Minion next to him, accidentally hitting him in the face; solemnly] Okay, now for the announcement: I have accepted a new job!
Margo: Whoa! Really?
Gru: Yes, I have been recruited by a top secret agency to go undercover and save the world!
Edith: You're gonna be a spy?!
Gru: That's right, baby! Gru's back in the game with gadgets and weapons and cool cars! The whole deal!
Edith: [amazed] Awesome!
Agnes: Are you really gonna save the world?
Gru: [coolly] Yes, [puts on a pair of sunglasses] yes, I am.
Dave: [copies him] Mocha!
Tim: [with male pattern baldness and an old dutch beard, wearing a shirt and tie] Cacao!
Stuart: [dressed as Pippi Longstocking] Papadum? Eh. [chuckles]
[ During the morning after one of Gru’s minions were abducted ]
Agnes : Are you sure we should be doing this?
Margo : Yes, it’s for his own good. [ searching through Gru’s online pictures ] Okay, we need to choose a picture. [ clicks on one of Gru’s photos ]
Agnes : No. [ Margo shows another picture ] Scary.
Edith : [ as Margo shows another photo ] Weird.
[ The girls scream in horror when Margo shows a picture of Gru in his swimming trunks ]
Agnes : [ with her eyes covered ] What is that?!
Gru : [ enters the family room ] Good morning, girls, I have an announcement to make!
Margo : Hey, what celebrity do you look like?
Gru : Uhhh... Bruce Willis?
[ The girls stare at Gru blankly ]
Margo : Mmm... No.
Agnes : Humpty Dumpty!
Edith : Ohhh... Gollum!
[ The girls start laughing while Gru gives a "I don't get it" expression ]
Gru : Okay, what are you doing?
Agnes : We're signing you up for online dating!
Gru : Oh, okay... WHAT?! No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. [ grabs the laptop from Margo ]
Edith : Aw come on, it's fun.
Margo : And it's time for you to get out there.
Gru : No! Stop! no one is ever getting out there! Ever! [ quickly passes the laptop to a Minion next to him, accidentally hitting him in the face; solemnly ] Okay, now for the announcement: I have accepted a new job!
Margo : Whoa! Really?
Gru : Yes, I have been recruited by a top secret agency to go undercover and save the world!
Edith : You're gonna be a spy?!
Gru : That's right, baby! Gru's back in the game with gadgets and weapons and cool cars! The whole deal!
Edith : [ amazed ] Awe some !
Agnes : Are you really gonna save the world?
Gru : [ coolly ] Yes, [ puts on a pair of sunglasses ] yes, I am.
Dave : [ copies him ] Mocha!
Tim : [ with male pattern baldness and an old dutch beard, wearing a shirt and tie ] Cacao!
Stuart : [ dressed as Pippi Longstocking ] Papadum? Eh. [ chuckles ]
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