The Dark Knight quotes

128 total quotes

Alfred Pennyworth
Bruce Wayne/Batman
Commissioner Gordon

Harvey Dent/ Two-Face
Rachel Dawes
The Joker

View Quote [To Harvey, who is trying to intimidate one of Joker's henchmen by pretending to decide whether to kill or not on a coin toss] You'd leave a man's life up to chance?

View Quote [Holding a shotgun on the Joker] We got you, you son of a bitch.

View Quote Look at me...look at me!

View Quote [Hanging upside down over the edge of a building] Madness, as you know, is like gravity...all it takes is a little push!

View Quote You know the thing about chaos? It's fair.

View Quote Good evening, ladies and gentle men...we are tonight's entertainment! [grabs a piece of shrimp and eats it, then talks with his mouth full] I only have one question: Where is Harvey Dent? [no one answers; he walks over to a woman, takes her glass and tosses out her champagne, then mimes drinking anyway and stalks towards the other guests] Do you know where Harvey is? Do you know who he is? [grabs a man by the face] Do you know where I can find Harvey? I need to talk to him about something; just something little, huh? [turning his head side to side from the top and receives no answer and continues on] No. [to another man as he eats food from the man's plate] You know, I'll settle for his loved ones.

View Quote Let's put a smile on that face!

View Quote I can't wait till Wayne Manor is rebuilt so you can swap not sleeping in a penthouse for not sleeping in a mansion.

View Quote Introduce a little anarchy...upset the established order...and everything becomes chaos. I'm an agent of chaos.

View Quote [To Rachel Dawes] You always told me we'd be together. Did you mean it?

View Quote [To a policeman] Do you want to know why I use a knife? Guns are too quick. You can't savor all of the...little...emotions. You see, in their...last moments, people show you who they really are. So in a way...I knew your friends better than you ever did. [pause] Would you like to know which of them were cowards?

View Quote This city deserves a better class of criminal, and I'm gonna give it to them.

View Quote [Pulls out a Joker playing card] Here's...my card.

View Quote [Quoting Harvey Dent] "Either you die a hero or you live long enough to see yourself become the villain."

View Quote You see, I'm a guy of simple taste. I enjoy dynamite, and gunpowder, and gasoline! And do you know what they all have in common? They're cheap. [lights his half of the mob's money on fire]