Chris Hooker quotes from The Craft (1996)

Can I help you?

Chris Hooker

No one can help me.

Did you tell your friends?

Chris Hooker

...what?

That you're a lying sack of shit.

Chris Hooker

No... b-but I will.

Hey, can I talk to you for a second, Chris?

I'm sorry. Chris is really busy, maybe we could set something up for-- nice jacket-- later in the week. What do you think?

Why did you lie about me?

Chris Hooker

Look, I don't want to go out with you again, okay? Please stop begging. It's pathetic.

Hey, Chris, **** you!

Chris Hooker

Nah.

But I will.

She gonna cry, then I'm gonna cry, and we're all gonna cry!

Chris Hooker

Sarah, come on, I mean... you look like you need to talk to somebody anyway.

How do you know what I look like? We're talking on the phone.

Chris Hooker

You're just jealous!

Nancy Downs

Jealous? Jealous! You don't even exist to me! You don't exist! You are nothing! You are shit! You don't exist. The only way you know how to treat women is by treating them like whores! Well, you're the whore! And this is gonna stop! Do you understand? Hmm?

Chris Hooker

I'm sorry.

Nancy Downs

Oh, he's sorry! He's sorry, he's sorry, he's sorry, he's sorry, he's sorry! [shouts] Sorry, me ass! [kills him]

Chris Hooker

Why didn't you answer the phone?

It's three in the morning, Chris.

Chris Hooker

Oh. Yeah, I guess that's a good reason... hey, you know, I was thinking we should move in together.

I don't think I'm ready for that level of commitment.

Chris Hooker

Oh. Sarah, I can't stop thinking about you. I can't eat, I can't sleep. I think I love you. I've never loved anyone before... well, except for my mom and this little puppy I had when I was little...

Chris Hooker

I wanna apologize for those guys in French. They're assholes.

Yeah well, you know what they say. Who are you hang with.

Chris Hooker

Yeah right... wait, did you call me an asshole?

Sorry, my defenses are up. People here have been really rude to me.