Cool Runnings quotes

70 total quotes

Irv Blitzer
Multiple Characters
Sanka Coffie
Yul Brenner

View Quote Sanka: Derice, you dead?
Derice: No man, I'm not dead. But we have to finish the race.

View Quote Lets get one thing straight Bannock. We may be on the same team but I am no one's teammate.

View Quote [Waking up Irv for the training run]
Sanka: Rise and shine.
Derice: It's butt whipping time.

View Quote Sanka: So, lets talk about this billsled team...
Derice: No, BOBsled team.
Sanka: Whoever.

View Quote Sanka: Maid service sir. Would you like your bed turned down? Mint? Perhaps I could dust your head?
Yul: Whatever is wrong with you is no little thing.

View Quote Don't touch me!

View Quote Junior: What should I do? WHAT should I DO?
Josef Gruhl: Hey Jamaica, keep it down you are not owning this place.
Junior: Sorry sir, sorry I didn't mean to bother anyone.

View Quote Policeman: What have you done to the police unit? I should arrest you. Who owns this thing?
Derice: We do, sir.
Policeman: And who are you?
Derice: The Jamaican bobsled team, sir.

View Quote Sanka: Hey coach, I can't get my helmet on...
[Irv punches the helmet down onto his head.]
Sanka: Oooh, thanks, Coach.

View Quote Junior: [Practicing speech to father]Alright father, listen here. You see, I have made up my mind I am going to be a bobsledder. Thats right, a bobsledder. Oh really? Well I'm sorry you feel that way, fine cut off my allowance. Because you see father, a man has got to do what a man has got to do.

View Quote [Derice slaps the team as warm-up.]
Sanka: What are you doing?
Derice: Thats what the Swiss do to psych themselves up.
Sanka: They also make those little pocketknives too but I don't see you doing that.

View Quote What's the matter, you guys cold? It's not so much the heat but the humidity that will kill you.

View Quote All right, Derice. Let me lay out some difficulties for you. Snow: you don't have any. It's nine hundred degrees out there. Time: you don't have any. The Olympics are in three months. And me: you don't have me. As far as I'm concerned, the sport of bobsledding no longer exists. I don't want to do it, I don't want to coach it, and most of all, and I mean most of all, I don't want to be within two thousand miles of anybody who does. Now did you follow all that?

View Quote Joy: Are you sure no one can beat him?
Sanka: Sure I'm sure, I'm just a little concerned about that big baldy.

View Quote You're going nowhere, Sanka, and you're thrilled to death about it.