Cool Runnings quotes

70 total quotes

Irv Blitzer
Multiple Characters
Sanka Coffie
Yul Brenner

View Quote Sanka: Derice, you dead?
Derice: No man, I'm not dead. But we have to finish the race.

View Quote [Waking up Irv for the training run]
Sanka: Rise and shine.
Derice: It's butt whipping time.

View Quote Joy: That fool had better watch his mouth.
Momma Coffie: He'd better watch MORE than that.

View Quote Sanka: Maid service sir. Would you like your bed turned down? Mint? Perhaps I could dust your head?
Yul: Whatever is wrong with you is no little thing.

View Quote Sanka: So, lets talk about this billsled team...
Derice: No, BOBsled team.
Sanka: Whoever.

View Quote Junior: What should I do? WHAT should I DO?
Josef Gruhl: Hey Jamaica, keep it down you are not owning this place.
Junior: Sorry sir, sorry I didn't mean to bother anyone.

View Quote Don't touch me!

View Quote Policeman: What have you done to the police unit? I should arrest you. Who owns this thing?
Derice: We do, sir.
Policeman: And who are you?
Derice: The Jamaican bobsled team, sir.

View Quote Junior: [Practicing speech to father]Alright father, listen here. You see, I have made up my mind I am going to be a bobsledder. Thats right, a bobsledder. Oh really? Well I'm sorry you feel that way, fine cut off my allowance. Because you see father, a man has got to do what a man has got to do.

View Quote [Derice slaps the team as warm-up.]
Sanka: What are you doing?
Derice: Thats what the Swiss do to psych themselves up.
Sanka: They also make those little pocketknives too but I don't see you doing that.

View Quote Sanka: Hey coach, I can't get my helmet on...
[Irv punches the helmet down onto his head.]
Sanka: Oooh, thanks, Coach.

View Quote What's the matter, you guys cold? It's not so much the heat but the humidity that will kill you.

View Quote Joy: Are you sure no one can beat him?
Sanka: Sure I'm sure, I'm just a little concerned about that big baldy.

View Quote Nobody had that much fun in a sled since Santa Claus.

View Quote Whether you win or lose a bobsled race, it's all about right here, the push-start! And this is where you're gonna learn about the push- start, is right here in a Volkswagen!