“Hey, don't get me wrong, Sister, I'm sure your heart's in the right...” – Jerry Fletcher, Conspiracy Theory ... Movie Quotes Database

Hey, don't get me wrong, Sister, I'm sure your heart's in the right place, okay? But somebody's gotta lift the scab, the festering scab, that is the Vatican. (to a nun riding in his cab)

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