A character in The Commitments (1991)

Jimmy Rabbitte quotes from The Commitments (1991)

Robert Arkins
Played by Robert Arkins The Commitments (1991) · 26 quotes

Most-quoted character in The Commitments (1991): in 16 of its 26 quotes
Most scenes with: Derek (3)

A line from Jimmy Rabbitte

The Irish are the blacks of Europe. Dubliners are the blacks of Ireland. The Northside Dubliners are the blacks of Dublin.

More lines from Jimmy Rabbitte

3 quotes
Jimmy Rabbitte

Say it once and say it loud, I'm black and I'm proud.

Jimmy Rabbitte

Soul is the music people understand. Sure it's basic and it's simple. But it's something else 'cause, 'cause, 'cause it's honest, that's it. Its honest. There's no ****in' bullshit. It sticks its neck out and says it straight from the heart. Sure there's a lot of different music you can get off on but soul is more than that. It takes you somewhere else. It grabs you by the balls and lifts you above the shite.

Jimmy Rabbitte

I'd like to introduce you to the hardest-workin' band in the world. On bass, Derek "Meatman" Scully. On piano, Steven "Soul Surgeon" Clifford. Dean "Mr Nipple" Fay on sax. Joey "The Lips" Fagan on trumpet. Our gorgeous chanteuses are Bernie, Imelda, and Natalie. Deco "Deep Throat" Cuffe on vocals. On lead guitar, Outspan "Fender bender" Foster. Finally, on drums, Mickah "Don't **** With Me" Wallace. Ladies and gentlemen, The Commitments.

Scenes with Jimmy Rabbitte

12 scenes
Unemployment Official

Mr. Rabbitte, you've been collecting unemployment benefit for two years. Are you trying to tell me you can't get a job?

Jimmy Rabbitte

We're a third world country - what can you do?

Jimmy Rabbitte

What do you play?

Failed Drug Buyer

I used to play football in school.

Jimmy Rabbitte

I mean what instrument.

Failed Drug Buyer

I don't.

Jimmy Rabbitte

Then what are you doing here?

Failed Drug Buyer

Well, the line was so long I thought you were selling drugs.

Smiths' Song Singer
[singing, auditioning for Jimmy]

I was happy in the haze of a drunken hour, but heaven knows I'm miserable now...

Jimmy Rabbitte

Yeah, I know how you feel.

Jimmy Rabbitte

Elvis is not soul.

[defensively]

Elvis is God.

Jimmy Rabbitte

I never pictured God with a fat gut and corset singing "My Way" at Caesar's Palace.

Jimmy Rabbitte

What do you call yourselves?

"And And And."

Jimmy Rabbitte

"And And ****in' And?"

Well, Ray's thinking of putting an exclamation mark after the second "and." Says it'd look deadly on the posters.

Jimmy Rabbitte

Psshh...

Outspan Foster

You don't like it? You think it should go at the end?

Jimmy Rabbitte

I think it should go up his arse.

Outspan Foster

Well, we're not married to it.

Outspan Foster

There's a band around called "Free Beer". Always draws a big crowd.

I like "A Flock of Budgies".

Jimmy Rabbitte

We have to be "the" something. All the great sixties bands were "The Somethings".

Outspan Foster

We could be... The Northsiders.

Or The Liffy Lads.

Outspan Foster

How about... The **** Eejits?

Jimmy Rabbitte
[talking about kicking Ray out of the band]

How did Ray take the news?

Not too bad. Said he was goin' solo.

Jimmy Rabbitte

He doesn't have much of a choice, does he?

Commitments?

Jimmy Rabbitte

It's a "the".

How do you spell it?

Jimmy Rabbitte

T-H-E.

Jimmy Rabbitte

Who're you, then?

Joey

Are you the one startin' the band?

Jimmy Rabbitte

Yeah.

Joey

The name's Joseph Fagin. Joey "The Lips" Fagin.

Jimmy Rabbitte
[sarcastically]

And I'm Jimmy "The Bollocks" Rabbitte

Joey

I get mine from my horn playing. How'd you get yours?

Jimmy Rabbitte

Don't get snotty with me.

Joey

I get snotty with no man.

You all right, Jimmy?

Jimmy Rabbitte

Sure. They just get on my arse at times.

Wanna share a taxi home?

Jimmy Rabbitte

For ****'s sake, Natalie. How could you ask me that after what I just said in there?

Well if you weren't the manager, would you?

Jimmy Rabbitte

Would I what?

...take me home?

Jimmy Rabbitte

But I am the manager.

Jimmy Rabbitte

Hi Imelda, You're Looking Deadly.

Imelda

What are you doing here Jimmy Rabbitte?

Jimmy Rabbite

Friend in the band.

Imelda

You sure not a friend of my sister's?

Jimmy Rabbitte

From what i heard, the fella she's marrying hardly knows her.

Imelda

Cheeky Bastard.

Jimmy Rabbitte

I suppose you'll be next?

Imelda

Why me, I'm not bleedin pregnant.

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