Joey 'The Lips' Fagan [to Dean]
Are you doing what I told you? Are you thinking of that reed as a woman's nipple?
Jimmy Rabbitte
Robert Arkins · 16 quotes
Billy
Dick Massey · 4 quotes
Deco
Andrew Strong · 3 quotes
Derek
Ken McCluskey · 3 quotes
Natalie
Maria Doyle Kennedy · 3 quotes
Jimmy Rabbitte, Sr.
Colm Meaney · 2 quotes
Most scenes together: Jimmy Rabbitte & Derek (3), Billy & Deco (3)
The Commitments quotes
Page 1 of 2 Joey 'The Lips' Fagan What do you think, Jimmy, they'll be eatin' chips out of our knickers?
Steve Clifford
[In the confessional]
And there's these three girls with the band, I've had lustful thoughts about all of them.
And you... George Michael... you ever call me a ****in' eejit again, you'll go home with the drumsticks stuck up your hole... the one you don't sing out of.
That'll be the day.
I'm tellin' ya it's coming, so keep your Vaseline handy.
Commitments?
It's a "the".
How do you spell it?
T-H-E.
If I'm gonna front this band, I like the sound of "Deco."
"Deco the bus conductor." Is that "top-Deco" or bottom-Deco"?
Imelda [about Deco]
He eats like a pig.
Bernie He's such a prick.
Hasn't got the voice of a pig though. Joey says it belongs to God.
God should ask for it back.
God sent him.
What?
God sent him.
On a **** Suzuki?
Not too bad. Said he was goin' solo.
He doesn't have much of a choice, does he?
Elvis is not soul.
I never pictured God with a fat gut and corset singing "My Way" at Caesar's Palace.
Hi Imelda, You're Looking Deadly.
Imelda What are you doing here Jimmy Rabbitte?
Jimmy Rabbite
Friend in the band.
Imelda You sure not a friend of my sister's?
From what i heard, the fella she's marrying hardly knows her.
Imelda Cheeky Bastard.
I suppose you'll be next?
Imelda Why me, I'm not bleedin pregnant.
What do you call yourselves?
"And And And."
"And And ****in' And?"
Well, Ray's thinking of putting an exclamation mark after the second "and." Says it'd look deadly on the posters.
Psshh...
Outspan Foster You don't like it? You think it should go at the end?
I think it should go up his arse.
Outspan Foster Well, we're not married to it.
What do you play?
Failed Drug Buyer I used to play football in school.
I mean what instrument.
Failed Drug Buyer I don't.
Then what are you doing here?
Failed Drug Buyer Well, the line was so long I thought you were selling drugs.
Who're you, then?
Joey Are you the one startin' the band?
Yeah.
Joey The name's Joseph Fagin. Joey "The Lips" Fagin.
Joey I get mine from my horn playing. How'd you get yours?
Don't get snotty with me.
Joey I get snotty with no man.
You all right, Jimmy?
Sure. They just get on my arse at times.
Wanna share a taxi home?
For ****'s sake, Natalie. How could you ask me that after what I just said in there?
Well if you weren't the manager, would you?
Would I what?
...take me home?
But I am the manager.