Cocoon: The Return (1988) quotes

13 total quotes

Art Selwyn – Don Ameche
Ben Luckettt
Bernie Lefkowitz – Jack Gilford
Jack Bonner – Steve Guttenberg
Joe Finley – Hume Cronyn

View Quote Art Selwyn: Beautiful beach, a sunny day and good friends. What more can a man ask for?
Joe Finley: [pointing to young girls in bikinis] Can I have some of that please?

View Quote Art Selwyn: How'd you guys sleep?
Joe Finley: Alma didn't sleep a wink.
Art Selwyn: You're kidding.
Joe Finley: No. Neither did I.
Art Selwyn: You dog!

View Quote Art Selwyn: Joe loved the beach.
Ben Luckett: He didn't give a shit about the beach. It was them smooth legged girls in them dental floss bikinis, that's what he liked.

View Quote Doctor: Mr. Selwyn?
Art Selwyn: [about his wife, Bess] That's me, Doctor! How is she?
Doctor: She's fine, considering her age. And the fact that she's six weeks pregnant.
Ben Luckett: [chuckles, and to Art says] Why you smutty ol' devil.
Doctor: [shaking Art's hand who's babbling "Pregnant?"] Very impressive, Mr. Selwyn. This one's definitely going in the books.
[Art is gladly congratulated by his friends]

View Quote Joe Finley: I'm so tired.
Alma Finley: [cries] Then go ahead and rest, dear.

View Quote Ruby: Most people our age are a pain in the ass.
Bernie Lefkowitz: Most people our age are *dead*.

View Quote Ruby: You know, when you want to, you can sure do a good impression of an old fart.

View Quote [about the pleasing shock of suddenly seeing all of his long-away friends again] For crying out loud!

View Quote Here is an eagle who just found out his teenage daughter is pregnant.

View Quote Last one in is a pantywaist!

View Quote There's no justice! If there were, it'd be me in there instead of her! I'd trace places with her in a heartbeat!

View Quote You work all your life, you pay taxes, you're a good citizen, and what do you end up with? A tight rug.

View Quote You're my favorite Martian.