Sari quotes from Cocaine Bear (2023)

Henry

Have you ever done cocaine?

Sari

What? Why do you ask?

Henry

Just wondering if it has long term side effects. For the bear, of course, if it just did a little bit.

Sari

Well, it could create habit for the bear.

Henry

What if it never wanted to do it again?

Sari

Oh, then it should be fine. But Mama and Papa bear would be very angry, because drugs, especially cocaine, are very, very bad.

Henry

What if they never find out?

Sari

Oh, Henry, we always find out.

Peter

Nothing can distract me from making sure the entire biological community is safe for all our friends.

Sari

Friends?

Ranger Liz

He means animals.

Peter

I don't like that word.

Ranger Liz

He doesn't like to call them animals.