Cocaine Bear (2023) quotes

17 total quotes

Henry – Christian Convery
Ranger Liz – Margo Martindale
Sari – Keri Russell
Syd – Ray Liotta

View Quote Bob: Apex predator... high on cocaine... and you're going towards it?

View Quote Eddie: The bear, it **** did cocaine. A BEAR DID COCAINE!

View Quote Elsa: We have such good luck in nature.

View Quote Henry: Don't worry. Bears can't climb trees.
Peter: Of course they can!

View Quote Henry: Have you ever done cocaine?
Sari: What? Why do you ask?
Henry: Just wondering if it has long term side effects. For the bear, of course, if it just did a little bit.
Sari: Well, it could create habit for the bear.
Henry: What if it never wanted to do it again?
Sari: Oh, then it should be fine. But Mama and Papa bear would be very angry, because drugs, especially cocaine, are very, very bad.
Henry: What if they never find out?
Sari: Oh, Henry, we always find out.

View Quote News Anchor: Millions of dollars worth of cocaine fell from the sky this morning in Knoxville, Tennessee.

View Quote Peter: Nothing can distract me from making sure the entire biological community is safe for all our friends.
Sari: Friends?
Ranger Liz: He means animals.
Peter: I don't like that word.
Ranger Liz: He doesn't like to call them animals.

View Quote Ponytail: You're going to shoot him?
Ranger Liz: Hell yes I'm going to shoot him! He took a bite out of my ass!

View Quote Stache: It's like cocaine Christmas.

View Quote Stache: We stashed it under a gazebo. Going back for it later tonight.
Daveed: A gazebo?
Stache: It's a pavilion-type structure.
Daveed: I know what the **** a gazebo is.
Eddie: I didn't.

View Quote Tom: [as the Cocaine Bear chases them] Shoot it! Shoot it! Damn it, not the tree, the big **** bear!
Ranger Liz: Shut up!

View Quote I am taking the f_ing children home!

View Quote I'd love to not remember this. But it kind of seems like the thing that stays with a man forever.

View Quote No, I'm not leaving without that cocaine!

View Quote That was so messed up. That little man was an expert on bears, but he didn't know that bear was the cocaine bear.