“Ms. Stoeger? I would just like to say that physical education in this...”

Cher

Ms. Stoeger? I would just like to say that physical education in this school is a disgrace. I mean, standing in line for 40 minutes is hardly aerobically effective. I doubt I've worked off the calories in a stick of Carefree gum.

Ms. Stoeger

[The other girls cheer]

Well, you certainly exercised your mouth, Cher. Now, hit the ball.

Cher

[Ball flies by, inches from Cher's nose]

Ms. Stoeger, that machine is just a lawsuit waiting to happen!

Ms. Stoeger

Thanks for the legal advice.

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