Mrs. White
Are you a cop?
Mr. Green
No, I'm a plant.
Ms. Scarlet
A plant? I thought men like you were usually called a fruit.
Mr. Green
Very funny. [displays a badge in his wallet] FBI. That call from J. Edgar Hoover was for me. [heads to the front door] I told you I didn't do it!
Chief
[he opens the front door and the police rush in]
All right, who done it?
Mr. Green
[Mustard, White, Scarlet, Peacock and Plum all start arguing.]
They all did it! But if you wanna know who killed Mr. Boddy, I did, in the hall, with the revolver. Okay, Chief, take 'em away. I'm gonna go home and sleep with my wife.



