Any canned pineapple that expires on May 1?
You know what day it is today?
April 30?
Right. You think we sell outdated stock?
There's still two hours to go.
Nobody would buy it. Get a fresh one.
People like you are hung up on freshness. You realize what goes into a can of pineapple? The fruit must be grown, harvested, sliced, and you just throw it away! How do you think the can feels about that?
Buddy, I only work here. Who cares about how the cans feel? What about how I feel? Loading, more loading, unloading... How I wish cans wouldn't expire! It'd save me loads of work. You like expired cans? Help yourself! As many as you like! On the house!