A character in Christmas with the Kranks (2004)

Walt Scheel quotes from Christmas with the Kranks (2004)

M. Emmet Walsh

Scenes with Walt Scheel

3 scenes
Nora

We skip Christmas?!

Vic

Nora Krank, we're here for Frosty!

Spike

You're skipping Christmas?! Isn't that against the law?

Spike
[watching Luther steal a Christmas tree]

Are you sure this is illegal?

Luther

Are you a cop?

Walt Scheel

Well if it isn't old Scrooge himself

Blair

I'm bringing home Enriqué!

Luther

What's a reeké?

Nora

You forgot the white chocolate!

Luther

They didn't have any.

Nora

Did you talk to Rex?

Luther

Who's Rex?

Nora

The butcher.

Luther

...As odd as it sounds, I didn't think to ask the butcher where the chocolate was!

Nora

What are you doing? It's not even Saturday night.

Nora
[Luther explains his idea for the cruise]

How much is this going to cost?

Luther

$3,000.00.

Nora

We SAVE money?

Luther

Absolutely.

Nora

We can still give a donation to the Childrens Hospital and the Church?

Luther

No this is a total boycott honey.

Nora

It's $600.

Luther

It is a total boycott.

Nora

Well then no. [leaves] What a stupid idea.

Luther
[Later they are in bed]

You are going to let a lousy $600 stand between us and a Caribbean cruise?

Nora

No. You are.

Luther

Okay fine. Look. I'll match last year's contribution to the church and the hospital but not a penny more.

Nora

When do we leave?

Luther

High noon Christmas day.

Luther

Smoked trout?

Nora

It's better than frozen pizza.

Luther

What happened to the hickory honey ham?

Nora
[stops dead in her tracks and turns around with a livid look on her face]

NEVER say hickory honey ham again.

Luther
[Sarcastically]

Ooooh.

Nora

Why would we want to get tans before the cruise? I thought the idea was to get them DURING the cruise.

Luther

Look at us, we kind of look like uncooked chicken.

Daisy

You look like a corpse. [to Nora] And you could use some help too.

Luther
[dressed in black to hide his tan]

I look like a Mafia Lieutenant.

Walt Scheel

Does this mean we have start being nice to each other?

Luther Krank

Of course not.

Walt Scheel

Good, cause I still don't like you that much.

Luther Krank

Well, that's great. I'm not fond of you either.

Walt Scheel

Well, if it isn't old Scrooge himself.

Luther Krank

How do you think this photographer got this shot?

Walt Scheel

What photographer?

Luther Krank

The one who took this photograph.

Walt Scheel

Oh, that one.

Luther Krank

Yeah, that one.

Walt Scheel

Well, he climbed up.

Luther Krank

On your roof?

Walt Scheel

Yeah.

Luther Krank

Well, why did you do that?

Walt Scheel

I don't know. He said he wanted to get a shot of the whole street.

Luther Krank

At least you're consistent.

Walt Scheel

I try to be, old man.

Luther Krank

Stop that!

Walt Scheel

Stop what?

Luther Krank

Stop calling me old man! You're like 10 years older than me!

Walt Scheel

Am I?

Luther Krank

Yeah!

Walt Scheel

Well, prove it!

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