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Christmas with the Kranks

Christmas with the Kranks quotes

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View Quote Nora: We skip Christmas?!
Vic: Nora Krank, we're here for Frosty!
Spike: You're skipping Christmas?! Isn't that against the law?
Spike: [watching Luther steal a Christmas tree] Are you sure this is illegal?
Luther: Are you a cop?
Walt Scheel: Well if it isn't old Scrooge himself
Blair: I'm bringing home Enriqué!
Luther: What's a reeké?
Nora: You forgot the white chocolate!
Luther: They didn't have any.
Nora: Did you talk to Rex?
Luther: Who's Rex?
Nora: The butcher.
Luther: ...As odd as it sounds, I didn't think to ask the butcher where the chocolate was!
Nora: What are you doing? It's not even Saturday night.
Nora: [Luther explains his idea for the cruise] How much is this going to cost?
Luther: $3,000.00.
Nora: We SAVE money?
Luther: Absolutely.
Nora: We can still give a donation to the Childrens Hospital and the Church?
Luther: No this is a total boycott honey.
Nora: It's $600.
Luther: It is a total boycott.
Nora: Well then no. [leaves] What a stupid idea.
[Later they are in bed]
Luther: You are going to let a lousy $600 stand between us and a Caribbean cruise?
Nora: No. You are.
Luther: Okay fine. Look. I'll match last year's contribution to the church and the hospital but not a penny more.
Nora: When do we leave?
Luther: High noon Christmas day.
Luther: Smoked trout?
Nora: It's better than frozen pizza.
Luther: What happened to the hickory honey ham?
Nora: [stops dead in her tracks and turns around with a livid look on her face] NEVER say hickory honey ham again.
Luther: [Sarcastically] Ooooh.
Nora: Why would we want to get tans before the cruise? I thought the idea was to get them DURING the cruise.
Luther: Look at us, we kind of look like uncooked chicken.
Daisy: You look like a corpse. [to Nora] And you could use some help too.
Luther: [dressed in black to hide his tan] I look like a Mafia Lieutenant.