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Ralphie

Oooh fuuudge!

Ralphie as Adult

[narrating]

Only I didn't say "Fudge." I said THE word, the big one, the queen-mother of dirty words, the "F-dash-dash-dash" word!

Mr. Parker

[stunned]

WHAT did you say?

Ralphie

Uh, um...

Mr. Parker

That's... what I thought you said. Get in the car. Go on!

Ralphie as Adult

[narrating]

It was all over - I was dead. What would it be? The guillotine? Hanging? The chair? The rack? The Chinese water torture? Hmmph. Mere child's play compared to what surely awaited me.

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