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Caractacus Potts: How was India, Grandpa?
Grandpa: India? I'll tell you how India was. I got up this morning and I shot an elephant in my pajamas.
Grandpa, Caractacus, Jemimah, and Jeremy: How an elephant got in my pajamas, I shall never know.
Grandpa: You've heard it before.
[They all laugh]
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