“I don't mean to toot my own horn, but if Jesus Christ lived in...” – Billy Flynn, Chicago ... Movie Quotes Database

I don't mean to toot my own horn, but if Jesus Christ lived in Chicago today, and he had come to me and he had five thousand dollars, let's just say things would have turned out differently.

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