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This dress makes me look like a Woolworths lamp shade! I'm not wearing this dress!
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This is Chicago, kid. You can't beat fresh blood on the walls.
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What's your talent; washing and drying?
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When you came to me, I didn't ask if she was guilty, I didn't ask if she was innocent, I didn't ask if she was a drunk, a dope fiend. No, I asked, did you have five thousand dollars, and you told me yes, but you don't have five thousand dollars so I figure you're a dirty liar and I don't do deals with dirty liars! (Amos reaches out to take back the money) However...
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You wanted my advice, right? Well here it is. Don't forget Billy Flynn's number one client is... Billy Flynn.
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You were mentioned in the paper today, in the back with the obituaries. 'Velma Kelly's trial has been postponed indefinitely.' Seven words.
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You're a free woman, Roxie Hart. And God save Illinois.