Drum Major
Mr. Homer Zuckerman?
Homer Zuckerman
That's me.
Drum Major
We've come to escort you and your Famous Pig to the grandstand.
Homer Zuckerman
What for?
Drum Major
I don' know, but we'd better get going.
Edith Zuckerman
Oh my goodness! Go up in front of all those people? Does my hair look all right, Homer?
Homer Zuckerman
It looks fine.
Edith Zuckerman
He didn't even look at my hair!
Mrs. Arable
It's all right, Edith, now just keep calm.
Edith Zuckerman
Aren't you gonna crate the pig, Homer?
Homer Zuckerman
No. Let 'im walk! So everybody can see!
