Edith Zuckerman
Homer, I'm gonna give that pig a buttermilk bath.
Homer Zuckerman
A what?
Edith Zuckerman
Well, my gran'mother always used to bathe her pig with buttermilk when it got dirty.
Homer Zuckerman
Wilbur's not dirty.
Edith Zuckerman
Oh, he's filthy! An' I'm gonna clean him with buttermilk!
Homer Zuckerman
Edith, you're crazy.
Homer Zuckerman
[later:]
Edith, I've got to hand it to you; that pig looks a hundred percent better.
Edith Zuckerman
You just wait 'til he's dry.
