Cecil B. Demented (2000) · 22 quotes
Tied for 4th most-quoted character in Cecil B. Demented (2000): in 3 of its 22 quotes
Most scenes with: Honey Whitlock (3)
Look at this dump of a town. Get me the **** back to LA, God, if one more asshole mentions a crab cake to me I'm going to puke.
Libby Well did you try the steamed crabs, they're red and really... tasty.
No, I did not! I'm not interested in any kind of meal that you have to beat with a **** mallet wearing some stupid kind of little bib!
Libby, do you think that Pat Nixon got **** in this hotel room?
Libby What?
It is called the Presidential Suite, isn't it?
Libby Yes, but...
I bet she did. Call the manager and ask him.
Libby I can't ask that! Pat Nixon was a stroke victim!
I believe it is your job to ask, is it not? Now call downstairs and ask the manager if Pat Nixon got **** in my hotel room. I want to know.
A WHITE **** LIMOUSINE?!
Libby Nobody will know, we're in Baltimore!
Do I look like Liberace's god-damn boyfriend for Christ sake? I have black limousine only in my contract!
Libby The charity probably made the arrangement, it was a honest mistake.
Do I look like a coke dealer?!
Libby No, Ms. Whitlock.
Do I look like I am going to the **** PROM?!
