Forrest Gump
Hello. My name's Forrest. Forrest Gump.
Bench Waiter
That's a damn shame.
Honey Whitlock
Melanie Griffith · 8 quotes
Cecil B. Demented
Stephen Dorff · 5 quotes
Cherish
Alicia Witt · 4 quotes
Libby
Ricki Lake · 3 quotes
Raven
Maggie Gyllenhaal · 3 quotes
Most scenes together: Honey Whitlock & Libby (3)
Cecil B. Demented quotes
Page 1 of 2A WHITE **** LIMOUSINE?!
Nobody will know, we're in Baltimore!
Do I look like Liberace's god-damn boyfriend for Christ sake? I have black limousine only in my contract!
The charity probably made the arrangement, it was a honest mistake.
Do I look like a coke dealer?!
No, Ms. Whitlock.
Do I look like I am going to the **** PROM?!
How can you be a drug addict in the new millennium? It's so retro.
Lyle Before I was a drug addict, I had so many different problems. Now I just have one: drugs. Gave my life real focus.
Libby, do you think that Pat Nixon got **** in this hotel room?
What?
It is called the Presidential Suite, isn't it?
Yes, but...
I bet she did. Call the manager and ask him.
I can't ask that! Pat Nixon was a stroke victim!
I believe it is your job to ask, is it not? Now call downstairs and ask the manager if Pat Nixon got **** in my hotel room. I want to know.
Look at this dump of a town. Get me the **** back to LA, God, if one more asshole mentions a crab cake to me I'm going to puke.
Well did you try the steamed crabs, they're red and really... tasty.
No, I did not! I'm not interested in any kind of meal that you have to beat with a **** mallet wearing some stupid kind of little bib!
Ow ow ow ow ow ow OW! I don't want to be blonde!
Rodney You're going off the deep end of the Clairol color chart!
Ow Rodney, why do you have to hurt me? Gay men are supposed to be gentle!
Rodney That's just it, Honey, I'm not gay. I'm straight and I **** hate it! Petey loves me and I can't love him back. I tried. I kiss him, and all I feel is whiskers. I can't take that certain thickness in his pants. I'm ashamed of my heterosexuality!
My father is Zozo, the three-headed guard dog at the gates of Hell.
Oh, I'm sorry to hear that.
Sylvia Mallory This is William. William had heart surgery just seven days ago, and thanks to the blood transfusions paid for by your generosity at tonight's premier, he's going to be alright. Aren't you William?
William
I don't want to be here!
Sylvia Mallory William's a little grumpy.
William
Get off of me, ugly!
Sylvia Mallory But he's alive! And that's what counts.
Theater Marquee
Pauly Shore marathon, 4 comedy classics!!!!
Fidget
Hey hey MPAA, how many movies did you censor today?
Lyle [running in place]
Help! Cherish! I'm stuck in a K-hole and I can't get out!
Angry Moviegoer
I walk out of your films, on airplanes!
Blue balls for celluloid!
Dear Diary, another day, and it's the same old thing. Every where I go, everything I do just seems to lead to the same dead end: my derrière.
Family is just a dirty word for censorship!
Hi. I played you in lots of porno movies. Some Kind of Happiness, I've already shot it. Only it's called Some Kind of Horniness.
I'm a prophet against profit!