1st Lt. Milo Minderbinder We're gonna come out of this war rich! Yossarian You're gonna come out rich. We're gonna come out dead. Colonel Cathcart You're a disgrace. I'd like to know how you got to be a Captain, anyway. Yossarian You promoted me. Colonel Cathcart That has got nothing to do with it. Maj. Major Major Major Is something wrong? Tappman No, no. I... just thought I saw something. Maj. Major Major Major A naked man in a tree? Tappman Yes, that's it.