Cars quotes

View Quote Lightning McQueen: I'm a precision instrument of speed and aerodynamics!!
Tow Mater: You hurt your what?

View Quote Sarge: WILL YOU TURN THAT DISRESPECTFUL JUNK OFF!?
Filmore: Respect the classics, man... its Hendrix!

View Quote Lightning McQueen: [after revving his engine in front of Sally] Did I scare you?
Tow Mater: Well a little bit, but I'll be alright.

View Quote Lightning McQueen: [Driving away from Radiator Springs] Woo Hoo! Goodbye Radiator Springs and goodbye Bessie! California, here I come! [Continues speeding away] Oh feel that wind... Yes! [Engine begins to sputter] No... no... no no no! Out of gas?! How could I be out of gas?! [Stops right in front of Sheriff and Sally]
Sheriff: [Chuckles] Boy, we ain't as dumb as you think we are.
Lightning McQueen: Bu-bu-but... but how did...?
Sally: We siphened your gas while you were passed out. Kachow! [Does Lightning's bid maneuver]
Lightning McQueen: [Irritated from light in his windsheild] Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! [Huffs in defeat]

View Quote Lightning McQueen: [about Red, who just ran away after McQueen asked a favor of him] Where's he going?
Tow Mater: Oh, he's just a little bit shy, and he hates you for killin' his flowers.

View Quote Doc Hudson: [about how McQueen can make the tight turn at Willy's Butte] I'll put it simple. If you're going hard enough left, you'll find yourself turning right.
Lightning McQueen: Oh, right. That makes perfect sense. Turn right to go left. Yes, thank you! Or should I say, NO THANK YOU!!! Because in Opposite World, maybe that really means thank you. [drives off, spraying dust in Doc's face] Crazy grandpa car.

View Quote [A herd of tractors is heading towards the town.]
Ramone: Oh man, the paint's still wet!
[Red moves in front of the statue and blows his airhorn, causing some of the tractors to rear up on themselves, while others go elsewhere.]
Luigi: No no no no, get out of the store! Hey! Don't eat the radial! Here, take-a the snow tire.
[A tractor is seen behind Lightning chasing Fillmore and being chased by Sarge while Sheriff is trying to round up the tractors.]
Sheriff: Mater!
Tow Mater: I wasn't tractor tippin'!
Sheriff: Then where did all of these gull-dern tractors come from?!
Fillmore: Whoa! Whoa boy! Whoa!
Lightning McQueen: Hey, hey guys. There's one going this way. I got it.[goes off and follows the one tractor.]

View Quote [Lightning McQueen finally got his chance to see Doc Hudson in action at Willy's Butte, but Doc just drives back to his clinic with Lightning following behind.]
Lightning McQueen: Doc, hold it! Seriously, your driving's incredible!
Doc Hudson: Wonderful. Now go away.
Lightning McQueen: Hey, I mean it. You've still got it!
Doc Hudson: I'm asking you to leave.
Lightning McQueen: Come on. I'm a racecar, you're...a much older racecar, but under the hood, you and I are the same.
Doc Hudson: WE ARE NOT THE SAME! UNDERSTAND?! NOW, GET OUT!
Lightning McQueen: How could a car like you quit at the top of your game?
Doc Hudson: [shocked] You think I quit? [Shows Lightning an old newspaper]
Lightning McQueen: Right...your big wreck in '54...
Doc Hudson: They quit on me. When I finally got put together, I went back expecting a big welcome. Know what they said? "You're history." Moved on to the next rookie standing in line. There was a lot left in me. I just never got a chance to show 'em. I keep that to remind me never to go back. I just never expected that that world would...would find me here.
Lightning McQueen: Hey Doc, I'm not them.
Doc Hudson: Really?
Lightning McQueen: No, I'm not.
Doc Hudson: When was the last time you cared about anything except yourself, Hot Rod? You name me one time, and I will take it all back. [Lightning looks defeated since he can't think about the last time he cared for someone else] Uh-huh. I didn't think so. These are good folk around here, who care about one another. I don't want them depending on someone they can't count on.
Lightning McQueen: Oh, like you? You've been here for how long, and your friends don't even know who you are? Who's caring about only himself?!
Doc Hudson: Just finish that road and get outta here!

View Quote [The folks of Radiator Springs are sad that Lightning McQueen left without saying goodbye after fixing the main road.]
Tow Mater: He must've finished it while we was asleep.
Doc Hudson: [coldly] Good riddance. [drives off]
Flo: He's...gone?
Sarge: Well, we wouldn't want him to miss that race of his, would we?
[Sally drives off sadly.]
Ramone: [hears the Sheriff sniffling] Oh dude, are you crying?
Sheriff: [angrily] No, I'm HAPPY! I don't have to watch him every second of the day anymore! I'm glad he's gone!
Red: [speeds away crying, upset at Lightning's apparent departure]
Lightning McQueen: [appearing out of the blue] What's wrong with Red?
Tow Mater: [completely oblivious to Lightning's presence, while everyone gasps] Oh, he's just sad 'cause you left town and gone off to that big race to win your Piston Cup that you always dreamed of an' get that big fancy sponsorship you was talkin' about. [long pause] Wait a minute! I knew you wouldn't leave without sayin' goodbye! [Everyone laughs]

View Quote Lightning McQueen: You're not Mack!
Truck: Mack!? I ain't no Mack. I'm a Peterbilt, for dang sake! Turn on your lights, you moron!

View Quote Spoiler warning: Plot, ending, or solution details follow. [Lightning McQueen and Doc Hudson racing at Willy's Butte]
Doc Hudson: Well, you sure ain't no dirt-boy.
Lightning McQueen: Not today, old man. I know all your tricks.
[Doc suddenly swerves off the track.]
Lightning McQueen: [looking for Doc] Doc! Doc?
Doc Hudson: [flies over Lightning] YEEEHAAAAA! Not all my tricks, rookie!

View Quote [All the main characters are at the Drive-In Theater]
Sign: Toy Car Story
'Woody: YOU! ARE A TOYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY! CAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!
Buzz Lightyear: You are a sad, strange little Wagon. You have my pity. Farewell!
Woody: Oh yeah? Well, good riddance, ya loony!
Hamm: I hate to break up the road rally, guys, but: THEY'RE HERE! BIRTHDAY GUESTS AT 3 O'CLOCK!
Mack: Oh boy! Whoever does the voice of that piggy truck, I'm tellin' you, he's one great actor!
Sign: Monster Trucks Inc.
Mike: We're banished, genius! Stuck out here in this wasteland without chains!
Sulley: But Mike, the Boomobile is in trouble! She needs our help!
Mike: You're still not listening! [Looks behind Sulley, who turns around]
Abominable Snowplow: Welcome to the Himalayas! Snow Cone?
Mack: Oh boy! That Abominable Snowplow is quite the comic thespian.
Sign: A Bug's Life
Flik: Circus cars!? How can you be circus cars!?
P.T. Flea: These are the lousiest circus cars in the world. And they're gonna make me rich!
Mack: Wait a minute. They're just using the same actor over and over again!!!!!!!!! What kind of a cut-rate production is this!?

View Quote [Van and Minnie are in the middle of the desert, still looking for California]
Minnie: [exhausted] Oh for the love of Chrysler, Can we please ask someone for directions?
Van: [hysterical] NO! There's another ramp close! I KNOW IT! I CAN FEEL IT! HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!

View Quote A video game-exclusive sequel to the movie of the same name. Fillmore: So, turn right to go left, right?
Lightning McQueen: Uh, yeah.
Fillmore: Whoa. Deep.
Doc Hudson: You still remember how to handle yourself on dirt?
Lightning McQueen: Yeah yeah, right to go left. And this time, I'm not going into the cactus, old timer.
Lightning McQueen: Hey! This isn't how the story goes!
Tow Mater: I won! I won! W-U-N won!
Doc Hudson: You race like you run your mouth, you'd have that Piston Cup already!
Fletcher: Now, why gold, my dear boy?
El Guapo: This is all about the winning. You cannot take first place if you do not look the part.
Fletcher: Oh? And what makes you think you can best us in the next competition?
El Guapo: Easy. I see you have silver on your rims.
Lightning McQueen: He's got a point there.
Vince: You think you's the best racecar around. Well, if you want ta be the best, first you gotta beat the best.
Lightning McQueen: I take it that would be you's guys?
Vince: What, you don't believe us? You don't believe me, I will t'row down wit' you right here, right now!
Barry: Yeah! Throw down! Down to the ground! On the road! [Vince slaps Barry]
Mia: Oh my gosh! There he is!
Tia: It's totally him!
Mia: Hi Lightning!
Tia: Remember us?
Lightning McQueen: Of course, are you kidding? Who could forget... Yeah, you look familiar. Yeah.
Mia & Tia: He remembers us!
Tow Mater: [staring right at the camera] Hey, what's that red light flashin' in there for?
Darrell Cartrip: Uh dude, it means you're on live on camera.
Tow Mater: I'm on the TV? WHOO-HOO! I gotta call the relatives!
Count Spatula: MCQUEEN! GET OVER HERE! I WILL FLATTEN YOU LIKE A PANCAKE!
The Crippler: YOU CAN'T HIDE FROM US! AH-HA-HA-HA!
Ginormous: AAAAAAAAAAH!
[Deleted scene]
Lightning McQueen: [returning after jumping over a huge billboard sign] Well? What'd you think?
Ramone: That was, yeah, that was a pretty cool jump.
Lightning McQueen: A jump? That wasn't a jump! Didn't you see me? I flew!
Ramone: Looked like a jump to me.
Lightning McQueen: What are you talking about? When I took off, those two birds in that tree, I heard them. One said "Look, it's a flying car!"
Ramone: Uh...bird's can't talk.
Lightning McQueen: Yeah, but if they could, they would say...look, I can fly. [Sally passes by and eyes him]
[McQueen just beat Chick in a road race]
Lightning McQueen: Yeah, I forgot to tell you Chick. The roads around here aren't like the tracks you and I are used to. They got these things called "right turns".
Chick Hicks: Right turns - who cares? Wasn't a real race anyway. Nobody saw it. You know, if a tree falls in a forest and there's nobody around to be seen, does anybody see it? I mean, hear it?
[Character Select quotes in Arcade Mode and VS. Mode] Lightning McQueen Have you ever heard the word "perfection"? That's me! Yeah, me, Lightning McQueen.

View Quote Yeah, showtime!