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George: [The scene stops before the Turbo Toilet 2000 crushes Captain Underpants.] Freeze! The following sequences contain scenes that are so intense, horrific, and violent…
Harold: And expensive.
George: That we can only show using a technology known as…
George and Harold: Flip-O-Rama!
George: Take it away, Harold!
Harold: Okay. First, Professor Poopypants gave Captain Underpants the boot.
George: Foot, foot, ow!
Harold: Then he made an Underpants sandwich.
George: Punch, punch, punch, punch!
Harold: And then, they played a friendly game of paddleball. [accidentally rips the page] Ah, no! Darn it. Oh, well. What's next? Oh, yeah! Then, Poopypants summoned an army of dolphins!
George: Wait, what? Why are you always sneaking dolphins into the movie?
Harold: What do you have against dolphins anyway?
George: I don't have anything against dolphins, it just didn't happen!
Harold: Well, so what?! We get to say what happened, it's the Flip-O-Rama.
[puts shoe prints on his illustrations] I like dolphins! The dolphins are in.
George: Fine. Fine, let's just keep going.
Harold: Really?
George: Yeah. Go ahead.
Harold: Thank you. Anyway, Poopypants didn't realize it, but George and Harold's plan was working out perfectly. So they shot themselves to the top of the Turbo-Toilet 2000! To keep things dramatic, they didn't quite make it. And then, uh... And then...
[Back in reality, Harold and George are dangling over the edge of the Turbo-Toilet 2000.]
George: What happened to the Flip-O-Rama?!
Harold: I ran out of paper.
[The Turbo-Toilet 2000 still plays the "friendly" game of paddleball with Captain Underpants as the ball.]
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