Fate. There is fate. But it only takes you so far, because once you're there, it's up to you to make it happen.
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Mike Dexter Guys, we're gonna be in college soon. You know what there's gonna be in college, right?
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Mike Dexter No, women. College women. Women with no curfew, women on the pill, women... women, bro. We are staring into the future here. And the future is women.
Yearbook Girl Kenny Fisher, sign my yearbook.
Kenny Fisher No, thanks. No time.
Yearbook Girl Come on. Where's your school spirit? Go Hot Dogs!
Homeboy 1 Bitch, get a life!
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