A character in Can't Buy Me Love (1987)

Ronald Miller quotes from Can't Buy Me Love (1987)

Patrick Dempsey

Most-quoted character in Can't Buy Me Love (1987): in 15 of its 29 quotes
Most scenes with: Cindy Mancini (5), Patty (2)

A line from Ronald Miller

Nerds, jocks. My side, your side. It's all bullshit. Its hard enough just trying to be yourself.

More lines from Ronald Miller

5 quotes
Ronald Miller
[to Cindy]

You can do anything you want, anything you put your heart and mind into!

Ronald Miller

You ignored the Donald Miller geek for seventeen years, now you want to ride the Ronnie Miller express!

Ronald Miller
[to his dad, about his brother]

Here is the primate example. You're raising a doll-chopping homicidal maniac, and what do you do every time you see him? You give him money. Great!

Ronald Miller
[Talking to Cindy outside her house]

I need to talk to you. Every time I call you're either taking a bath, washing your hair or you're out of the country. That was a good one, by the way.

Ronald Miller
[to Cindy]

Oh! You-- You demolished me New Year's Eve. But see-- I realize you did me a favor. You brought me back to reality. All I ever wanted to do was get close to you. And then, when I finally got there, it wasn't me anymore.

Scenes with Ronald Miller

9 scenes
Ronald Miller

I'm going to a party. John Richmond's, with Cindy Mancini.

Cindy Mancini? Senior, captain of the cheerleaders, most beautiful girl in the history of this county?

Ronald Miller

That's her. Well, I'm late, gotta bolt.

Bolt? Something stinks in suburbia.

Didn't you like, used to mow our lawn?

Ronald Miller

Yes, and you have the nicest pair of rhododendrons in town!

Rhodo-who's?

Guys, I'll see you in home ec, OK?

What did he say?

I don't care! Dig on his shirt...

The moon looks different now, it's not as mysterious or romantic as before.

Ronald Miller

I'm sorry I ruined it for you.

You didn't ruin it, you just changed it I guess.

[to Ronald, after their fake break-up]

Whatever happens to your popularity, stay yourself, don't change to please others.

Ronald Miller

Me change? Never.

Are you into long distance relationships?

Ronald Miller

No.

Now, then why don't you reach out and touch someone?
[puts his hands on her breasts]

Ronald Miller

What's his name, Biff?

Don't give me that! His name happens to be... Brett!

Ronald Miller

Is there a difference?

Are you high?

Ronald Miller

I want to rent you.

You want to rent me?

Ronald Miller

Yeah. You pretend you like me and we go out for a few weeks... and that will make me popular.

Just going out with me is not gonna make you popular.

Ronald Miller

Well I have a thousand dollars that says it will.

I think you've mowed one too many lawns!

Ronald Miller

We do have a lot of great memories but be honest... wouldn't you like to be popular?

Kenneth Wurman

And have to be in a clique... no.

Ronald Miller

What happened to us? We were all friends in elementary.

Kenneth Wurman

That's because we were all forced to be in the same room together. But, hey, junior high, high school. Forget it. Jocks became jocks. Cheerleaders became cheerleaders. We became us. I like us.

Quint

Oh, Return of the Living Dread.

Ronald Miller
[walks over with a bat]

Why don't you lay off?

Quint

Why don't you go back where you belong, hose head?

Ronald Miller

Take your hands off Kenneth or I'll break your arm. Your pitching arm.

Quint

Oh yeah? Don't make me laugh, lawn boy.

Ronald Miller

Let go. NOW! [slams the table with the bat]

Ronald Miller
[Quint lets Kenneth go]

You broke your arm once before, remember? You fell out of our tree house. Kenneth picked you up and we carried you 12 blocks to the hospital.

Kenneth Wurman

Yeah, you cried all the way.

Ronald Miller

We were all friends then, remember? And now you want to end his life because he's talking to Patty on your side of the cafeteria. Oh man, that's stupid. I know cuz that's where I wanted to be. On your side, with your crowd. But I messed up. See, I tried to buy my way in. But Kenneth, he's not trying to buy anybody. He's just trying to make friends being himself. Cools, Nerds, your side, my side, man it's all bullshit. It's just tough enough to be yourself.

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