A scene from Caddyshack 1980
Smails

Ty, what did you shoot today?

Ty

Oh, Judge, I don't keep score.

Smails

Then how do you measure yourself with other golfers?

Ty

By height.

Smails

You know, you should play with Dr. Beeper and myself. I mean, he's been club champion for three years running and I'm no slouch myself.

Ty

Don't sell yourself short Judge, you're a tremendous slouch.

In this scene

More from Caddyshack

Caddyshack (1980) poster
Caddyshack 1980 · 111 quotes · 11 characters All Caddyshack quotes →
All Caddyshack quotes →