“You don't want a ballplayer; you want a stable pony.” – Crash Davis, Bull Durham ... Movie Quotes Database

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A scene from Bull Durham 1988

Crash Davis

You don't want a ballplayer; you want a stable pony.

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Nah.

Crash Davis

Well, my triple-A contract gets bought out so I can hold some flavor-of-the-month's dick in the bus leagues, is that it? Well, **** this **** game!

Crash Davis

[pause]

You know what? I quit, all right? I **** quit.

Crash Davis

[Crash exits the office, stops and swears to himself disgustedly, and sticks his head back through the door]

Who we play tomorrow?

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Winston-Salem. Batting practice at 11:30.

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Crash Davis Kevin Costner More Crash Davis quotes →

Larry Robert Wuhl More Larry quotes →

Skip Trey Wilson More Skip quotes →

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