[Talking to Crash after another loss]
Hell of a shot. Sorry it got wasted. I don't know what to do with these guys; I beg, I plead, I try to be a nice guy. I'm a nice guy-
Scare 'em.
Huh?
They're kids. Scare 'em. That's what I'd do.
Yeah.. [Realizes something and walks away chuckling]
[Skip takes an armful of baseball bats and throws them at the guys in the shower]
Everybody into the Shower!! Anybody ain't in the shower in ten seconds gonna get fined a hundred dollars! Larry!
[Begins counting to ten as all the players run into the shower area]
1 Mississippi, 2 Mississippi, 3 Mississippi, 4 Mississippi, 5 Mississippi, 6 Mississippi, 7 Mississippi, 8 Mississippi, 9 Mississippi, 10 Mississippi.
You guys...you lollygag the ball around the infield! You lollygag your way down to first! You lollygag in and out of the dugout! Do you know what that makes you? Larry?!
Lollygaggers!
Lollygaggers! What's our record, Larry?
8-16.
8-16...How did we ever win eight?
It's a miracle.
It's a miracle. This is a simple game: You throw the ball, you hit the ball, you catch the ball. You got it?! Now we have got a twelve day road trip startin' tomorrow! Bus leaves 6 in the morning.
