Sparky
I want you to think of what you ate today. Got it? Now cut that in half. This is called a diet, people, everyone start one today! Darcy, you should stop eating. You see, when you skip a meal, your body feeds off its fat stores. And if you skip enough, maybe your body will eat your ass!
Courtney
Why does everyone have to go on a diet?
Sparky
Because! In cheerleading we throw people into the air. And fat people don't go as high.
