“Oh,**** me, I love Keats. Have you heard this one? 'There was a young...” – Daniel, Bridget Jones's Diary ... Movie Quotes Database

Oh,**** me, I love Keats. Have you heard this one? 'There was a young woman from Ealing, who had a peculiar feeling, she lay on her back, and opened her crack, and pissed all over the ceiling!'... Oh **** me! Bollocks!

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Bridget It all began on New Years day, in my 32nd year of being single. Once again I found myself on my own and going to my mother's annual turkey curry buffet. Every year she tries to fix me up with some bushy-haired, middle-aged bore and I feared this year would be no exception. Bridget My mum, a strange creature from the time when a gherkin was still the height of sophistication. Bridget And that was it. Right there. That was the moment. I suddenly realised that unless something changed soon I was going to live a life where my major relationship was with a bottle of wine... and I'd finally die, fat and alone, and be found three weeks later half-eaten by Alsatians. Or I was about to turn into Glenn Close in Fatal Attraction.