A scene from Braveheart 1995
Stephen

[laughs, speaking heavenward]

Him? That can't be William Wallace. I'm prettier than this man. All right Father, I'll ask him. [To William] If I risk my neck for you, will I get a chance to kill Englishmen?

Hamish

Is your father a ghost, or do you converse with the Almighty?

Stephen

In order to find his equal, an Irishman is forced to talk to God. [Heavenward] Yes, Father. [To William and Hamish] The Almighty says don't change the subject, just answer the **** question.

Hamish

Mind your tongue.

Campbell

Insane Irish.

Stephen

[Stephen pulls a sharpened stag's horn and holds it to the throat of Campbell]

Smart enough to get a dagger past your guards, old man.

William

That's my friend, Irishman. And the answer your question is yes - if you fight for me, you get to kill the English.

Stephen

Excellent! Stephen is my name. I'm the most wanted man on my island. Except I'm not on my island of course. More's the pity.

Hamish

Your island? You mean Ireland.

Stephen

Yeah. It's mine.

Hamish

You're a madman.

Stephen

[laughs]

I've come to the right place then.

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