William
You dropped your rock.
Hamish
Test of manhood.
William
You win.
Hamish
Call it a test of soldiery, then. The English won't let us train with weapons, so we train with stones.
William
Well, a test of a soldier is not in his arm, it's here [points to his head].
Hamish
No, it's here [points to his fist, then punches William]

