[Rob is packing things for college]
Rob's Mother: [offscreen] Honey, are you bringing enough underwear?
R Rob
Mom, you brought me enough underwear to stock the whole dorm, y'know.
Rob's Mother: [offscreen] You have enough socks?
R Rob
[looks at the large pile of socks on his bed]
Look, Mom, I'm not going to Jupiter or anything. I'm going to College. It's just College.
Rob's Mother: [offscreen] So, let me worry a little bit.
RA Rob and his Mother
I'm your mother!
Rob's Mother: [offscreen] Now, honey, I mean it. You can just take some of our things. Oh, this lamp would look so cute in your dorm room.
R Rob
Well, what are we going to read by them?
Rob's Mother: [offscreen] Oh, I'll buy some candles. I won't read. I'll go out!
R Rob
Thanks, Mom. but I'm not gonna take your stuff. C'mon, look. I'll just go try to pick up a few cheap facts this afternoon, or, you know, whatever.
T TV
That's right, ladies and gentlemen! Appliances, cheap appliances! Available now at Ernie's Disposal!
R Rob
Where's a best bargain place around here?
You should have gone for the new stuff.