Chris quotes from Boyz n the Hood (1991)

Doughboy

I heard you like Mr. GQ Smooth now. You working over at the Fox Hills Mall?

I get a discount on clothes, and shit. You like?

Doughboy

****, you look like you selling rocks!

Yo, Tre' you be slinging that shit?

No, I don't sell that shit!

Doughboy

You couldn't anyway! Pops will kick yo' ass! You know I'm out the pen. I'm gon' keep my ass out this time.

That's what we're here to celebrate, right? Damn, brother how did you get so big?

Doughboy

Pumping iron, and eating. Ain't nothing else to do in the mother**** pen. Three hots, and a cot, know what I'm saying? I was also reading, and writing my girl.

You read?

Doughboy

Yeah ****, I ain't no criminal! I can read, bitch!

Doughboy

Yeah, I heard you been gettin' that dope-head pussy. See, me, I probably get more pussy than you get air with yo' wannabe macdaddy ass.

You don't know what I be getting. I don't be **** no dopeheads. I let them suck my dick. Shit, they got AIDS and shit.

Stupid mother****er, don't you know you can catch that shit from letting them suck on your dick?

Doughboy

Thank you.

See. I ain't sick. I ain't all skinny and shit.

****, what you mean you ain't skinny. Mother****er so skinny he can hula hoop through a Cheerio. ****, you ain't got to be skinny. You can die from that shit years from now.

Y'all just trying to scare me. For real, you can die from letting them suck on your dick?

Doughboy

Mark.

I tell y'all where y'all need to go, where they got more women than anywhere. Fine ones, too.

Crenshaw, Sunday nights?

Nope.

Doughboy

Street racers on Florence?

Nah, ****. Y'all way off. I give y'all a hint: everybody's been there.

Where?

Doughboy

Where, ****? Spit it out.

The church.

Doughboy

Aw, shit. ****, please. Ain't nobody going to church to catch no bitches. I should roll your ass up off this porch with that stupid shit.