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Boyz n the Hood

Boyz n the Hood quotes

24 total quotes

Doughboy
Furious Styles
Mrs Baker


View Quote 10-Year-Old Tre: Don't y'all know that this is a dead body?
Ric Rock: Yeah, mother****er, we know that shit. He ain't bothering you, so don't **** with him.
View Quote 10-year-Old Tre: Who's dat?
10-Year-Old Doughboy: Dat's my lady, homie. Her name is Brandi.
10-Year-Old Ricky: Man, she ain't your woman. She my woman.
10-Year-Old-Doughboy: How can she be yo' woman when she my lady?
10-Year-Old Ricky: She my wife.
10-Year-Old Doughboy: She may be your wife, but I stick my ding-a-ling in her every night, so that makes her mine.
10-Year-Old Ricky: Punk!
10-Year-Old Doughboy: ****! Get off me wit yo' big 4x4 head!
View Quote Chris: I tell y'all where y'all need to go, where they got more women than anywhere. Fine ones, too.
Monster: Crenshaw, Sunday nights?
Chris: Nope.
Doughboy: Street racers on Florence?
Chris: Nah, ****. Y'all way off. I give y'all a hint: everybody's been there.
Monster: Where?
Doughboy: Where, ****? Spit it out.
Chris: The church.
Doughboy: Aw, shit. ****, please. Ain't nobody going to church to catch no bitches. I should roll your ass up off this porch with that stupid shit.
View Quote Doughboy: Ho's gotta eat too.
Shalika: Who you callin' a ho', I ain't no ho'.
Doughboy: Oops, I'm sorry, bitch.
View Quote Doughboy: I heard you like Mr. GQ Smooth now. You working over at the Fox Hills Mall?
Tre Styles: I get a discount on clothes, and shit. You like?
Doughboy: ****, you look like you selling rocks!
Chris: Yo, Tre' you be slinging that shit?
Tre Styles: No, I don't sell that shit!
Doughboy: You couldn't anyway! Pops will kick yo' ass! You know I'm out the pen. I'm gon' keep my ass out this time.
Tre Styles: That's what we're here to celebrate, right? Damn, brother how did you get so big?
Doughboy: Pumping iron, and eating. Ain't nothing else to do in the mother****ing pen. Three hots, and a cot, know what I'm saying? I was also reading, and writing my girl.
Monster: You read?
Doughboy: Yeah ****, I ain't no criminal! I can read, bitch!
View Quote Doughboy: Yeah, I heard you been gettin' that dope-head pussy. See, me, I probably get more pussy than you get air with yo' wannabe macdaddy ass.
Dooky: You don't know what I be getting. I don't be ****ing no dopeheads. I let them suck my dick. Shit, they got AIDS and shit.
Monster: Stupid mother****er, don't you know you can catch that shit from letting them suck on your dick?
Doughboy: Thank you.
Dooky: See. I ain't sick. I ain't all skinny and shit.
Chris: ****, what you mean you ain't skinny. Mother****er so skinny he can hula hoop through a Cheerio. ****, you ain't got to be skinny. You can die from that shit years from now.
Dooky: Y'all just trying to scare me. For real, you can die from letting them suck on your dick?
Doughboy: Mark.
View Quote Ferris: **** you looking at, ****?
Ricky: I'm still trying to find out, ****!
Doughboy: What? We got a problem here? [shows gun] We got a problem?
[Ferris and gang take a step back]
Knucklehead #2: Put the gun away, ****.
Female Club Member: Can we have one night where there ain't no fightin'; nobody gets shot?
Doughboy: Shut up, bitch!
View Quote Furious Styles: Why is it that there is a gun shop on almost every corner in this community?
The Old Man: Why?
Furious Styles: I'll tell you why. For the same reason that there is a liquor store on almost every corner in the black community. Why? They want us to kill ourselves.
View Quote Furious: What'd you use?
Tre: I used the number she gave me... Why you sweating me? I didn't have to use nothing. She said she was on the pill.
Furious: How many times do I have I told you, if a girl says she's on the pill, you use somethin anyway. Pill ain't goin' to keep your dick from falling off. I don't know why you insist on learning things the hard way, but you gon' learn. Oh yeah, you gon' learn. Pick up that hair.
View Quote Shalika: Why is it every time you talk about a female you gotta say bitch, ho, or hootchie?
Doughboy: 'Cause that's what you are.
View Quote The Old Man: Ain't nobody from outside bringing down the property value. It's these folk, shootin' each other and sellin' that crack rock and shit.
Furious Styles: Well, how you think the crack rock gets into the country? We don't own any planes. We don't own no ships. We are not the people who are flyin' and floatin' that shit in here. Why is it that there is a gun shop on almost every corner in this community?
The Old Man: Why?
Furious Styles: I'll tell you why. For the same reason that there is a liquor store on almost every corner in the black community. Why? They want us to kill ourselves.
View Quote Tre Styles: I didn't do nothing.
Officer Coffey: You think you tough? [pulls gun on Tre] Scared now, ain't you? I like that. That's why I took this job. I hate little mother****ers like you. Little ****s, you ain't shit! I could blow your head off with this Smith & Wesson and you couldn't do shit. Think you tough? What set you from? Look like one of them Crenshaw mafia mother****ers.
View Quote Tre Styles: Keep your baby off the street. She gonna get hit one of these days.
Sheryl: You got some blow? You got some rock? I'll suck your dick.
Tre Styles: Just keep the baby off the streets! And change her diapers! They almost smell as bad as you.
View Quote Tre Styles: Man, what the **** is wrong with you?
Ricky: What?
Tre Styles: You're slamming my door like some kind of gorilla on a football field!
Ricky: Damn, ****! What's wrong with you?
Tre Styles: Nothing.
View Quote [Ferris and his boys are eating outside at the fast food burger joint]
Knucklehead #1: And another thing Ferris, When are you gonna get your hair cut? That shit is stripped. It looks like something from 1983, dude.
Ferris: **** you ****. Ain't nobody cutting my hair, man. I'm like Samson my strength is in my hair.
Knucklehead #1: [To Knucklehead 2] And you ****, what's up with that babe you been talking to?
Knucklehead #2: Tsk! **** that bitch.
Knucklehead #1: [Laughs]
Ferris: [To Knucklehead 2] Are you scared?
Knucklehead #1: Nah, he's not scared, he's just young.
Ferris: And dumb.
Ferris: [Squirts a whole lot of ketchup on his french fries] I'm putting some ketchup on this mother****er.
Knucklehead #1: Yeah man, why are you putting all that ketchup on it?
Ferris: [Chuckles] Why are you worried about it, fool? These my fries.