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[Borat, coming out of the bathroom, naked, catches Azamat, also naked, masturbating over the Baywatch magazine]
Borat: YOU BASTARD!!
[Furious, Borat lunges at Azamat and snatches the magazine]
Azamat: What's the matter with you?!
Borat: [puts the magazine away and tackles Azamat] How dare you make hand-party over Pamela!
Azamat: Why do you care who I pleasure myself to?!
Borat: Because I love this woman! She's the reason we travel to California!
Azamat: WHAT?!?! YOU LIED TO ME! You lied about California!
[Borat and Azamat begin beating each other up with lamps and pushing each other into the walls, while yelling in Kazakh]
Azamat: [throws Borat on the bed and jumps on top of him] EAT MY ASSHOLE!
[Borat pushes Azamat off him. Azamat throws a suitcase at Borat and runs into the hallway with Borat chasing him, both men still naked. They run into a crowded elevator and the passengers avert their eyes and leave. When the last passenger leaves, Borat chases Azamat through the lobby and into a fancy banquet]
Banquet Host: We have a special guest here this evening. Uh, Ruth Feiner is here...
[Borat and Azamat barge into the ballroom, shouting in Kazakh. Security guards tackle them]
Guard: Get the **** out of here!


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