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[Borat tries to check into a fancy hotel while dressed and talking like a gangster]
Borat: What's up with it, Vanilla Face? Me and my homie, Azamat, just parked our slab outside. [the receptionist goes to call security] We're looking for somewhere to post up our black asses for the night. So, uh, bang, bang, skeet, skeet, ****. [security arrives] We're just a couple of pimps, no hos.
Guard: Sir, sir, you gotta leave.
Borat: Okay...
Guard: Either leave now, or we're gonna call the cops, and we'll have you taken out.
Borat: [as he and Azamat drive away] We can't stay here. They are "player haters."


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