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Borat: What is a 'not' jokes?
Pat Haggerty: A 'not' joke is when we're trying to make fun of something and what we do is, we make a statement that we pretend is true but at the end, we say 'not,' which means it's not true.
Borat: So teach me how to make one.
Pat Haggerty: Alright. What color is your suit?
Borat: This suit is gray.
Pat Haggerty: Gray. I would call it blue, okay?
'Borat: It's gray.
Pat Haggerty: Alright, it's blue-gray. But it...
Borat: Well, it's more gray.
Pat Haggerty: It's certainly not black, right? Alright, let's say it's gray. But it's not...
Borat: It is gray.
Pat Haggerty: Okay, so a 'not' joke, I would say, 'That suit is black. Not!'
Borat: This-a suit is NOT BLACK!
Pat Haggerty: No, no, 'not' has to be at the end.
Borat: Oh, okay.
Pat Haggerty: Okay.
Borat: This suit is black not.
Pat Haggerty: This suit is black. Pause. You know what a pause is?
Borat: Yes.
Pat Haggerty: This suit is black. Not!
Borat: This suit is black, pause, not.
Pat Haggerty: No, you don't say 'pause.' This suit is black... That's a pause. Not!
Borat: This suit is black...
Pat Haggerty: Okay, um... I don't... I don't...I'm not quite...
Borat:...Not!