Ned
You can stand here with me if you want but you'll have to agree not to talk about the heat.
Matty
I'm a married woman.
Ned
Meaning what?
Matty
Meaning I'm not looking for company.
Ned
Then you should have said I'm a happily married woman.
Ned
Can I buy you a drink?
Matty
I told you. I've got a husband.
Ned
I'll buy him one too.
Matty
He's out of town.
Ned
My favorite kind. We'll drink to him.
Matty
Only comes up on weekends.
Ned
I'm liking him better all the time.
